Ingredients
- Acini de Pepe - pasta - tiny balls "frog eyes" edit
- Active Dry Yeast - Comes in a pack, or a jar. Dry. Doesn't last forever. edit
- All Purpose Flour - edit
- Allspice - It's like, All the spices edit
- Almond Slices - Sliced Nuts edit
- Almonds - Nuts edit
- American Cheese - edit
- Apple Cider - Juice, but different. edit
- Apple Juice - Juice of Apple edit
- Avocado - Avocado edit
- Bacon - Pork belly, cured. Ready for frying. edit
- Baking Powder - edit
- Baking Soda - edit
- Balsamic Vinegar - Dark stuff. don't use too much. edit
- Bananas - Yellow, for scale. edit
- Basil - Fresh or Dry? who knows... edit
- Basmati Rice - Fancy Rice. edit
- Bay Leaf - Don't forget to remove before consuming. edit
- Beef Broth - Soup Base. Beef flavor. Boil them bones. edit
- Beef Chuck Roast - edit
- Beef Consumme - Beef flavor paste. edit
- Beef Rib Roast - edit
- Beef Round - Roast ok, steak not so great. edit
- Bing Cherries - Fresh, probably. edit
- Black Pepper - edit
- Bread Crumbs - Not bread anymore. Now it's crumbs. edit
- Broccoli - Green Cauliflower. edit
- Brown Rice - Like Rice, but gross. edit
- Brown Sugar - edit
- Butter - edit
- Buttermilk - Sour edit
- Canned Corn - Whole Kernel or die. edit
- Canned Crushed tomatoes - edit
- Canned Diced Tomatoes - edit
- Canned Mushrooms - They're sliced. In a can. Like the pizza ones. edit
- Canned Whole Tomatoes - In a can. Whole. Tomato edit
- Carrot - The vegetable, not the cake. edit
- Cauliflower - White Broccoli. edit
- Cayenne Pepper - Potent. red-orange. edit
- Celery Stalk - Just 1 stick. edit
- Cheddar Cheese - edit
- Cheese - Generic, chose-your-own-adventure Cheese. This recipe must not care what kind you use, so long as it's cheese. edit
- Chicken - Like the whole bird, man. edit
- Chicken Breast - Bonless, usually. Good stuff. edit
- Chicken Drum Sticks - For eating, not making beautiful music. edit
- Chicken Leg Quarters - It's the whole leg. don't be fooled. edit
- Chicken Thighs - if you aren't grilling, Cook em slow with skin side down or they'll be greasy. edit
- Chili Garlic Sauce - edit
- Chili Powder - The dry hot stuff. edit
- Chipotle Peppers - In adobo, the can or jar edit
- Chives - fancy pants green onion edit
- Chuck Roast - Beef edit
- Cinnamon - edit
- Cinnamon Sticks - Curly and crunchy. Don't eat em. Soak em. edit
- Cloves - It's the little pokey things. edit
- Cocoa Powder - edit
- Coconut - White. Sweet. Fresh. edit
- Cool Whip - Not whipped Cream. Made in a factory. edit
- Coriander - I think this is celery. edit
- Corn Meal - Rough, coarse, irritating. edit
- Corn Starch - edit
- Corn Tortillas - The crumbly ones. edit
- Country Style Pork Ribs - edit
- Cream - Like Milk, but without so much milk. edit
- Cream Cheese - White. Sticky, comes wrapped in foil for some reason. edit
- Cream of Chicken Soup - It's a can. It's creamy. It's chickeny. edit
- Cream of Mushroom Soup - From a Can. Probably won't kill you. edit
- Creamed Corn - Comes in a can. I think they shovel it off the corn factory floor. edit
- Crushed Pineaple - In a can. edit
- Cucumber - Scares Cats. edit
- Cumin - Powdered, Taco-ey. edit
- Curry Powder - edit
- Diced Green Chilis - In the Little can. edit
- Diced Tomato and Green Chili - Rotel is a brand. half half tomato and green chilis. edit
- Dill - dry or fresh? edit
- Dill Pickles - edit
- Dried Onion - Not powdered, just dehydrated. edit
- Egg - Guess what? Comes from a Chicken Butt. edit
- Evaporated Milk - Comes in a can. More milk per milk. edit
- Flour Tortillas - The soft ones. edit
- Fresh Spinach - Discernable leaves. edit
- Garam Masala - Indian Powdered Flavor-all. edit
- Garlic Cloves - Size may Vary. More is more. edit
- Garlic Powder - edit
- Garlic Salt - Salty garlic Powder. Garlicy Salt Powder? who knows. edit
- Ginger Powder - Aka Ground Ginger. edit
- Ginger Root - edit
- Granulated Sugar - edit
- Grated Parmesan Cheese - The dusty stuff. edit
- Green Bell Pepper - edit
- Green Grapes - edit
- Green Leaf Lettuce - edit
- Green Onion - edit
- Ground Beef - Hamburger. edit
- Heavy Corn Syrup - The thick stuff. edit
- Heavy Cream - edit
- Horseradish - Ground, probably. edit
- Iceberg Lettuce - sink the titanic lettuce. edit
- Italian Sausage - Usually Pork, with fennel in it. Mild or Hot or sweet. edit
- Jalapeno - edit
- Jell-O - Gelatin. Comes in flavors. edit
- Jiffy Corn Bread Mix - Blue box. cheating, but I guess that's how it is. edit
- Ketchup - Tomato, vinegar, sugar, salt. the King of condiments. edit
- Kosher Salt - Flaky. edit
- Lasagna Noodles - edit
- Lemon Juice - Juice, from a lemon. edit
- Light Corn Syrup - If this is in your recipe, it better be a dessert. edit
- Liquid Smoke - It's smoke, but wet. edit
- Mandarin Oranges - Canned, in light syrup usually. edit
- Marjoram - It's like Oregano, but not quite. edit
- Marshmallows - Regular Sized. edit
- Mayonaise - Mayo edit
- Milk Chocolate - Chips, bricks, shreds? I dunno. edit
- Mini Marshmallows - Small Guys. Sometimes in different colors. edit
- Molasses - Thick and syrupy. edit
- Monterey Jack Cheese - White. Don't get what the big deal is. edit
- Mozzarella Cheese - Pizza. Lasagna. from a water buffalo if you're lucky. edit
- Mustard Powder - Dry. In the little bottle. edit
- Nutmeg - Ground up. good in eggnog. edit
- Olive Oil - You know. edit
- Onion Powder - The Dusty kind. edit
- Orange Juice - Frozen, fresh, jugs, etc. edit
- Oregano - It's a spice. but not spicy. It's on herb. edit
- Paprika - The Powdered Stuff. edit
- Parsley - Fresh, green, bitter-ish. edit
- Parsley Flakes - Dried Herb. A little bitter. edit
- Pear Juice - Juice of Pear edit
- Peas - Green, frozen if you're lucky. edit
- Pecans - edit
- Pepper Jack Cheese - White. Peppery. edit
- Pineapple Chunks - Canned, in Juice edit
- Pineapple Juice - So dang good. edit
- Pineapple Rings - Canned, In Juice. edit
- Pineapple Tidbits - Little guys- in juice edit
- Plain Yogurt - Gross. Also Not Greek. edit
- Popcorn - Pop pop. measurements popped or unpopped? edit
- Poppy Seeds - Not Opium. Not yet. edit
- Pork Chop - With or without bone. Cut from loin. edit
- Pork Ribs - edit
- Pork Shoulder - Boston Butt. not Picnic Roast. edit
- Raisins - Was A grape. Now it's not. edit
- Ranch Dressing Mix - Packet of powder. Add milk and Mayo to make Ranch. edit
- Red Bell Pepper - They're Red. edit
- Red Grape Juice - Juice of Grapes. Purple. edit
- Red Grapes - edit
- Red Leaf Lettuce - edit
- Red Onion - edit
- Red Potato - edit
- Red Wine Vinegar - edit
- Ricotta Cheese - You're gonna think cottage cheese will suffice. It will not. edit
- Ritz Crackers - Salty and round. edit
- Roma Tomato - edit
- Romaine Lettuce - edit
- Rosemary - Herb. edit
- Russet Potato - edit
- Salted Butter - edit
- Serrano Pepper - edit
- Sesame Oil - edit
- Sesame Seeds - edit
- Shredded Cocunut - edit
- Shredded Parmesan Cheese - tiny sticks. edit
- Sour Cream - The thick stuff. Not just old cream, but you can make some with regular cream + some vinegar + overnight. edit
- Soy Sauce - Salty. Beany. Soy-ey. Dark. Earthy. edit
- Spaghetti Noodles - edit
- Strawberry - Hopefully Red. Will probably go bad in less than 2 days. edit
- Sweetened Condensed Milk - Like candy, but milk. edit
- Sweetened Shredded Coconut - Flaky. Sweet. Good on top of stuff. edit
- Swiss Cheese - White, has holes, mice love it. edit
- Table Salt - Salt. Regular Stuff. edit
- Teriyaki Sauce - Sweet and salty. Dark. Delicious. edit
- Thyme - It's always time for Thyme. edit
- Tobasco - Hot Sauce. in a bottle. edit
- Tomato - edit
- Tomato Paste - Tiny Can. Big Flavor. edit
- Tomato Sauce - From a can. edit
- Unbleached Flour - edit
- Unsalted Butter - edit
- Vanilla Bean - edit
- Vanilla Extract - edit
- Vegetable Oil - edit
- Vinegar - edit
- Walnuts - Not great edit
- Water - edit
- Whipped topping - Cool whip, not whipped cream. edit
- White Grape Juice - Juice of grapes. yellowey. edit
- White Onion - edit
- White Rice - edit
- White Vinegar - edit
- Whole Milk - edit
- Wild Rice - Long, Black, Distinctive flavor. edit
- Worcestershire Sauce - made from rotting fish and other stuff. and salt. edit
- Yellow Bell Pepper - edit
- Yellow Onion - edit
- Yukon Gold Potato - edit
- Zucchini - Get our courgette outta here. edit